Land Transport Guru

A group of racist and bigotry group that supports far right conspiracy theories.

Is Donovan a Land Transport Guru?

by Singapore Buses June 4, 2020

Love guru

A guru who is the master of scams , a total jerk who cannot lift his dick of his own and tried to control and insult others . Love guru is a jerk who is immature and full of shit .

He : man whose that guru looking guy who smells like poop
She : ohh fuck he’s looks like a jerk
He 2: he must be that asshole love guru.

by Mofo6969699 November 25, 2021

Death By Guru

Death By Guru, or more commonly known as DBG, is a street gang, that is to be feared and avoided at all cost. If DBG tags are seen in your neighborhood--move. They will paint your pets green and change their name to "hulky"... to which your pet will only respond to "hulky" from then on. The worst part is, you'll never suspect the members if they aren't attacking you at the time.

They got their name from a style of death that started in the Amazon rainforest where the tribe would kill you via butt sex.... thats how savage this gang is.

But now... they've gone commercial. They will infect your children's mind. Soon there will be DBG t-shirts and hats. and you wont be able to get away. because once you've figured out that they're there... its already too late.

Oh shit! Did that sign have DBG on it? Oh no.... that dog is green and that kid shirt says DBG. There goes this town. It just died in a Death By Guru!

by I am DBG February 28, 2011

games guru

A tramp who ekes out a meagre living giving out cheats for games on that crap show Gamezville.

I hear that Games Guru used to live in a cardboard box.

by Judge Death February 6, 2005

Gone Guru

The state of someone who has joined a cult , "alternative lifestyle" group, or some other transparent scam aimed at absolute morons, then tries to sell crap to anyone they can.

Applies especially to Homeopathy remedies and bizarre vegan diets. Will likely attack actual medicine.

"What the fuck? Why is this dumb bitch I barely knew in high school trying to sell me healing oils?"

"Rachael? Yeah, she's Gone Guru."

by Opprobrium June 1, 2018

ubber guru

being a professional at whatever videogame that you possess overwhelming skills over the opposition. Ex. RoastBeefyWeefs

"Debes is the most ubber guru at H3!"

by Jordan Debes December 30, 2007

Polo Guru

a polo king, wears polo all day everyday, has polo accessories and clothing.

Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!

by noswag228 August 31, 2011