guru guru mawaru

Iconic line from kubiwa kyouiku no susume made by the hit band gulu gulu

Ai: do u like kubiwa kyouiku no susume
Lanju: guru guru mawaru?????

by namipamiwami December 6, 2022

GURU

A person who likes taping Himself and his things. He loves to fuck with albanians, chines, and other immigrates. No one can be more smart, sapient and PORCODDIO than him. He also create the University of Varese.

Do you know someone who can destroy my anus?
oh, fuck yeah, he is a Guru of it. But he does it only if you are an immigrate.

by PapiLocoMamacita December 1, 2022

Edgy guru

An edgy guru is someone who excels in edgyness. They don’t have to make any effort to be cool or stand out it just comes naturally. Activities include tree climbing, being a hooligan and not giving a damn.

Alex is a bit of an edgy guru

by Mrbig696969 January 17, 2019

Underpants guru

A person who uses spirituality to sleep with women.

Eric used his theosophy to get laid last night, he's a real underpants guru

by Orjj August 31, 2023

Gurued

When you leave your honey hole fishing spot and come back to find it taken by crazy white cunt named Rex.

"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"

by Mateoryan524 April 20, 2019

Richu-Guru

Charismatic and delicious person with a lot of personnal qualities in India.

You are my Guru, my Richu-Guru !

by Sacha9 July 19, 2020

couch guru

A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.

My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.

by Colberttoldmeto August 23, 2016