Guanherpesiphaids

A cobanation of the STDs guanaria, herpes, siphallis and aids (the super STD)

I was so drunk last night and i dont know who i slept with, i went to the doctor and he said i have guanherpesiphaids.

by John Dem. January 10, 2009

Guantanamo Bay

The most unconstitutional thing that our Government has created, as well as a violation of our 6th Amendment rights to a free trial. Guantanamo bay is just another word for a secret prison that our Government uses to lock up anyone that they find suspicious. In the Constitution, we are promised the right to a free trial. Ironically, when it comes to suspicious people, our Government is a little too scared to abide by the Constitution.

Random Person 1: Hey, buddy! What do you think will happen if I write a few unpatriotic things on this blog!

Random Person 2: I dunno, why don't you try it?

Six Months Later.....

Government: You are under arrest for speaking out against authority.

Random Person 1: What?! I just used my free speech! What about my trial? I have the right to a free trial!

Government: Forget your trial! That takes too much time! We'll just send you to Guantanamo Bay.

by The Revolutionary Satirist July 27, 2013

guanaco/a

A pErSoN FrOm El SaLvAdOr!!!
(Da BeSt CoUnTrY!)

Damnn is dat guy a guanaco/a??
cuz he'z hella fine!!!

by guanakita247 June 22, 2009

guanja

The dankity dank chronic

A big fat nug of guanja sittin on your table ready to be smoked

by Buddpuffa October 3, 2006

guangsta

A guido who spikes his hair, who struts "his stuff", wears all his bling at once, and goes insane for his matching puma outfits. Your typical guangsta will commonly be found at Express ("buying a hot new shirt to wear to the club tonite, bruh"), at Armarni Exchange, figuring that if can spend 15 bucks to wax the ol' brows, 80 bucks wouldn't be so bad for a pair of jeans, and he will also be found at finish line, getting some hot new kicks while checking back in to see if the store has finally stocked those hot ferrarri shoes with the italian flag so he could look like rocky. "goo rocco!", he'll exclaim. Then, he'll go home to mamma to have some lunch an' she'll-a say, I love you antonio..he'll back away and say Maaaa- nahhh you'll kill the do! Tony will-a then a-tak-eh the beammah down to the club and roll in with his sad excuse for an entourage--deep down, he longs to be a gangstah....after a sad night of pretending to dance...tony and the boys'll head back home, becuase they have to be up early to go tanning so no one will see them, and then they'll head off to the gym. Yup, that's pretty much the life of a guanagsta.. They blast club music, but secretly listen to rap..In short, I guess you could say
a GUANGSTA is a cross between a guido and a gangsta...

"LORENZO thinks he's sooo hot! He's totally nothing but your typical guangsta," Tiana said.

by joooo! October 27, 2007

Guantanamo Gay

Filipino male nurse who has a fondness for well-muscled Hispanic inmates.

T is so Guantanamo Gay but the whole world knows that.

by Gobi Roti January 16, 2017

Guana

A slang term for the vagina. Usually used to refer to particularly unappealing vaginas. Is spelled with a accent called an "enyeah"

I saw Oprah getting out of a limo yesterday, and when she stuck her leg out, I totally saw Oprah's guana.

by racingrickster May 2, 2006