Gruntstyle

The position that valor-thieves use to make love with one another. It is the act of one dude dressed in olive drab clothing pulling his Weiner through the fly of his BDU pants, and ramming his buddy from behind while they both grunt like an offensive line. Neither can be former or current service members, but both must be at least a ranking of 80 on Call of Duty.

Joe: I’m gonna tread on your anus, Gruntstyle!

by Gaysofthunder69 December 14, 2019

grits

grits are made by grinding corn - not hominy. hominy grits are producted by soaking the corn in lye, letting it dry, then grinding the corn. also, by grinding the whole kernel of corn (germ intact), the grits are more flavorful and nutritional. most instant grits are degerminated before they are ground, which leads to a bland flavor.

by htarpley September 29, 2003

grits

The expression "Kiss My Grits!" was used by the big haired red head waitress, Flo, on the sitcom Alice. It appears to have refered to her ass.

When Flo was mad at someone she would generally say "Kiss My Grits!"

by X June 20, 2003

Grats on Bad

Congratulations on being terrible.
Way to lose that.
That's pathetic!

Derived from a bunch of people on Mug'thol in World of Warcraft.

Way to go Jim, Grats on Bad!

by Jonny John December 24, 2006

you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2

uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS

by larryyfuckingstylinsonn September 3, 2017

GOODER THAN GRITS

a phrase uttered by those inarticulate, cornbred-fed, finger-flippin', beer-sippin', gas-pumpin', tobacco-chewin',trailer-dwellin', inbred white trash that describes something that is great.

Mary Jo said that sex with her Uncle Clyde was gooder than grits.

by weave September 20, 2003

grits

The Liberal party (Canada)

Grits run this place.

by teakettle October 7, 2003