Granola Hoe

Promiscuous girl that likes to hike, camp, or just hang out in the forrest or wooded area.

My buddy and me ran up on some granola hoes in the woods and had a really good time camping.

by Vanalia Viking August 1, 2018

Granola lot

A group of middle to upper middle class people working in charities, with little or no hands-on or genuine practical experience of working with people suffering in order to make themselves feel good and look cool, hip and fashionable.

Did you get help with your problem Dave?

No I saw one of the granola lot so I was belittled and given a leaflet.

by Reality Charity August 21, 2018

Genomalfism

The act of creating a human race unknown to the human race.

The act of Genomalfism is unobtainable by the human race making a paradox.

by AquaDarkcamo March 25, 2019

Genoa IL

A small country town that everyone refers to as Geno-where. It's small and very cute. It's a little past Hampshire and before Kingston on route 72/23

Person 1: where you from?
Person 2: Genoa!
Person 1: Geno-where?
Person 2: Genoa IL where the town is small and you have nothing to do but eat at every restaurant in town

by RoxyStyles13 November 7, 2019

granola boyfriend

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.

“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”

by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 18, 2020

genopaphobia

The fear of being raped in the ymca public bathrooms by a elderly man.

“My doctor diagnosed my fear of old people at ymca as genopaphobia because of childhood trauma.”

by B.BA.K July 9, 2020

Granola Bar

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020