“I massaged my grape last night and it’s all smoothe now, it also feels like I’m having a mini
orgasm every
time I change the angle I’m sitting on”
“I was with Gina all night last night. She proper grabbed my bollocks and Swang off them like a church
bell pulley. Proper exultant shit. Needless to say, my grape feels like it’s been pulled half away to buggery”