Granny Handing

When your fingering a girl for so long that your fingers get pruned and wrinkled.

“Hey why yo hands look like that”,
“Oh I’ve been granny handing my girl”

by BearWithGun September 09, 2019

Granny’s Yogurt

When a G.I.L.F. reaches climax, the sauce that proceeds to come out is granny’s yogurt.

Tom: hey man I was doing this smoking hot GILF last night
Mark: sick dude did you get a taste of that granny’s yogurt??

by Lecrae116 February 06, 2018

Gangsta Granny

Biggest road woman on the street she was stealing from that bitch the queen then busted and when on a madness speed on the scooter and cheffing people who don't like tea so don't fuck with her or she will put you six feet under

Random Kid"Walking"
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph

by ImNotANoncee:) June 24, 2020

Great Granny

Known as GG. Has the coolest grand kids and is the life of the party. A Great Granny always has mints in her purse.

You have the coolest Great Granny.

by spud stud September 14, 2018

Granny pannys

Something i wear on my head

I wear granny pannys on my head at school there soft u should try it

by Håkêd November 25, 2018

Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 07, 2014

Granny’s Attic

Aggressive oral sex with an older woman when she’s taken out her dentures.

I’m gonna give Mrs. Moschowitz a Granny’s Attic for her 85th birthday.

by Bad Grandpa June 13, 2021