A big fat windbag who benefits financially by convincing everyone that "Global Warming" is an actual issue to worry about, even though the changing output of the sun is what causes our variable global temperature, and CO2 only comprises .03% of our atmosphere -- mostly from natural sources like volcanos.
Oh my god, your Prius is so rad. Yes, I bought this piece of shit because Al Gore is a god and he made me see the light of my evil carbon footprint. Now I can feel pious in my piece of shit Prius and snub my nose at all you poor slobs who drive Chevys.
by Low Class Loser November 07, 2008
1. Al Gore won the election until George Bush was appointed by the supreme court
2. Al Gore invented the internets
2. Al Gore invented the internets
by Bob353 July 29, 2006
by Joe Dawkins January 27, 2003
Al Gore is Egores younger brother.
Al Gore Invented the internet so he claims, actually it was his brother E-gore that invented the internet.
by takethathill August 19, 2006
The false inventor of the internet and inventor of false information for which he won a nobel prize. Interesting.
"Did you hear about Al Gore's nobel prize?"
"Yeah, well he really did deserve one. I mean, the man invented the internet!"
"Yeah, well he really did deserve one. I mean, the man invented the internet!"
by TheNameIWantedWasTaken October 24, 2007
A fucking fucktard called Gore, normally a priest but migrated to Shaman.
Hasn't got banned lately because he doesn't play
Hasn't got banned lately because he doesn't play
by CabbagePatchKid1994 December 03, 2010
the real cause of AIDS
Scientists have been led to believe (by Gore's black magic) that AIDS is caused by manbearpig but AIDS is truly caused by your genitals being exposed to Al Gore's voice. The body can't take it anymore and turns on itself because its the only escape
Other accomplishments:
-invented the internet, meatball subs, glow in the dark stuff, Charmeleon, the waterbed, and ice cream cake.
-Wrote Harry Potter on a paper towel (not a napkin)
-Caused "The Incident" in Lost
-Master of Black Magic
-Was the first human to be Rickrolled (was rickrolled by manbearpig and they've been sworn enemys ever since. Got him back by blaming AIDS on him. Manbearpig got him back by being the last vote for bush. Gore got him back by killing him on south park.)
Scientists have been led to believe (by Gore's black magic) that AIDS is caused by manbearpig but AIDS is truly caused by your genitals being exposed to Al Gore's voice. The body can't take it anymore and turns on itself because its the only escape
Other accomplishments:
-invented the internet, meatball subs, glow in the dark stuff, Charmeleon, the waterbed, and ice cream cake.
-Wrote Harry Potter on a paper towel (not a napkin)
-Caused "The Incident" in Lost
-Master of Black Magic
-Was the first human to be Rickrolled (was rickrolled by manbearpig and they've been sworn enemys ever since. Got him back by blaming AIDS on him. Manbearpig got him back by being the last vote for bush. Gore got him back by killing him on south park.)
by James LaFleur October 08, 2009