glute

An affectinate name for a person with coeliac disease (allergic to gluten/wheat). The word derives from the fact that their meals must be gluten free.
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The word was first popularised in Newcastle, Australia.

Aw the poor glute can't eat bread or pizza.

by HLamb June 21, 2008

gluten free lap dance

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance

Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser

by Hooter180 February 8, 2017

Gluten-free

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.

Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!

by Ez-A January 10, 2012

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by Age May 31, 2004

glut

Gay plus slut equals glut.
When someone is homesexual(gay) and sleeps around. Comparable to slut in heterosexuals.

I've seen gluts before but that is the gluttiest glut i've EVER seen!

by Kerr July 3, 2005

glutpiece

the female genital organ

(origin: Royal Navy, late 40s)

I put my hand on her glutpiece

by Fred Brooks April 21, 2006

Glukshter

The german variant of the modern term "Gangsta." Glukshtas tend to occupy the streets and are in a constant gang war with the Juden.

ZIEG HEIL GLUKSHTER STRAIGHT UP.

by GeezusKryst June 17, 2010