garlic noodles

Ghetto noodles with lots of fucking butter and garlic salt, tall glass of blue lemonade kool-aid on the side

Yo Jamal, my mom made us garlic noodles

by Kblue1997 June 10, 2016

wild garlic

A seasonal plant commonly used by chefs in cooking but randomly called out in chef pages by douchey chefs in attempts to appear humorous or in need of attention.

wild garlic

by beachedmango July 23, 2016

garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.

"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."

by ThurgoodMarshall July 13, 2016

garlic sausage

A freakishly large Cuban penis

Did you see that garlic sausage?!

by Penisman69420allaboutdicks January 25, 2018

Cheese and Garlic

The phrase "Cheese and Garlic" was brought to this world by a fellow called Macy. She is a bit of a Noob. Don't tell her. But she invented the fine masterpiece that is cheese and garlic. Cheese means Pro. Garlic means Noob. :)

your friend walks into a room with a plate of cheese and garlic. You are filming her and she goes:
"ChEeSe aNd GaRLiC"
Comedy gold

by biggestpro1 October 26, 2019

Garlic knotting

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.

Travis and Charlie tried garlic knotting for the first time Saturday night and loved it!

by Chestergreenburg December 8, 2020

Roasting garlic

1. When you tell someone off, cuss someone out, and/or set someone straight for their toxic behavior.

2. To not back down when you think you're right.
3. When someone is just not having it.

1. John is on Facetime with his merchant roasting garlic over a bad shipment.

2. If anyone wants smoke, come on, I'm roasting garlic.

3. We're roasting garlic for any bullshit that they come with.

by 1dafo0l November 3, 2020