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gaping vagina

A gaping vagina is usually a girl who's attention whoring so much that she's trying to suck everyone in her sphere of influence into fawning on her. Usually, she trades some sort of favors (likely sexual in nature) for something she wants from them, be it money, attention, affection or gifts.
Bob: "That chick Mariboo was playing different guys for money and presents."
John: "Yeah, she's a gaping vagina."
by nymphetaminerx September 1, 2014
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Gaping Vag Hole

Your mom has one.
Tu madre tiene uno.
Dead squirrels rest in your mom's gaping vag hole.
by Meghan & Brittany November 23, 2006
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Gaunt

When someone enters a state of nakedness, whilst in a party or celebratory situation
Oh my God, he's gaunt and rubbing himself on that unconcious poon
by Battle aka Chont Master C December 28, 2005
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Gaunga

I'm ready to smoke some Gaunga!
by Erkleach December 15, 2009
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gauntlet

In driving, an open corridor without vehicles formed on a 6-lane freeway / highway in between the passing / fast lane and the exterior / slow lane. Typically occurs just prior to an off-ramp, as the cars move & line up in the exterior lane to get onto the off-ramp, and the balance of drivers move into the passing lane to avoid the congestion.

At this point, a driver can choose to "charge the gauntlet" or "run the gauntlet", by moving into the middle lane and accelerating quickly. This makes it too dangerous for other drivers to enter the lane, keeping it free and clear.
Michael - Geez, I thought we were going to be stuck in traffic for an hour. Good thing I got that opportunity to run the gauntlet; I passed at least 30 cars!

Thomas - Michael, if you ever steal my car again, you will not live to see your 15th birthday.

Michael - Yes Dad.
by malarky2020 December 14, 2009
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bronze gauntlet

when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.
i was grossed out last night when i fisted mary and she gave me a bronze gauntlet.
by crookedmist July 30, 2010
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sauce gauntlet

His sauce gauntlet loaded her sauce gauntlet with sauce.
by Jamie Gillman December 30, 2003
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