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God by sacrilicious December 20, 2003
God
Man's Imaginary friend. He likes to play funny pranks on us and likes to contradict himself to make us laugh. He often uses our flawed human logic to make us do funny things.
White Christian: If i hate gays, blacks, and Mexicans, then i go to heaven.
Muslim Terrorist: If i kill myself and blow up that building, then god will give me the bitches.
God on Twitter: LOL :-)
Muslim Terrorist: If i kill myself and blow up that building, then god will give me the bitches.
God on Twitter: LOL :-)
God by zebobbybird June 29, 2009
God
the one you go to when you finally realize that you're sick of jerks and being afraid, and of ignorant people who say whatever they want because they have no compassion. Has a great since of humor, loves us all. Waits for us to realize He is the truth.
girl 1- "where do i go?"
girl 2- "God is here and will always be here. So you can forget the jerk that just broke up with you over facebook."
girl 1- "right"
girl 2- "God is here and will always be here. So you can forget the jerk that just broke up with you over facebook."
girl 1- "right"
God by braveheart333 July 24, 2011
God
1. The most popular entity known to Earth, usually with a fan club containing abnormally low grammar.
2. An interjection used by non-believers in moments of extreme feeling.
2. An interjection used by non-believers in moments of extreme feeling.
Did you hear that Christian the other day? He typed like he was 4 years old. Good thing he went with God.
God damn, some definitions have atrocious spelling. If you're going to define something, the least you can do is sound intelligent.
God damn, some definitions have atrocious spelling. If you're going to define something, the least you can do is sound intelligent.
God by Synergy Guru May 16, 2009