Gilbert

Gilbert is the 60 something year old Southwestern man in a white cowboy hat driving an older model white Ford pick-up truck cruising just below the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate highway listening to Carl Perkins with a 2 mile train of cars fighting and josltling for position in a rage of fury behind him. Gilbert Tafoya or Gilbert Montoya is his full name and he's headed back to the ranch after paying his utility bills in person writing a check at the teller window just like he's done for the past 45 years.

Hello, my name is Gilbert Montoya and I'm a Latino left lane lollygagger.

by ralphlaguna September 7, 2023

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Gilbert

A Polish slang referring to popular Polish TikToker. This word is used as a name for someone who is smart.

John: (solves math equation)
Frank: You're such a Gilbert! (Jesteś Gilbertem)

by dubios December 4, 2022

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Gilberting

To stand awkwardly with your significant other.

Andrew was gilberting with his girl. He looked so uncomfortable

by BeefyMafia4life November 16, 2022

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Gilbert

A slur. It is a slur towards any race

Man1: he’s such a bitch dick cum shooter and he’s white
Man2:he’s a fucking Gilbert!

by Big Bum Zekery January 17, 2022

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Gilberts Illinois

Gilbert’s Illinois is a small town in northern Illinois filled with a bunch of hicks everywhere but the “wannabe” ghetto of timber trails, Gilbert’s Illinois has a hot spot at cruisins where a bunch of old white people like to talk about how kids nowadays aren’t shit.

Let’s go to Gilberts Illinois and pick up some milfs at cruisins

by Fuck60136 October 20, 2021

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