gilbert

run.

person 1: Have you heard of Gilbert?
person 2: Run as far as you can and never look back.

by smalld!ckbigdreams November 27, 2023

Logan Gilbert Fan Club

Best Mariners fan on twitter.

Can troll but is cool.
Fake pessimist

twink ah mff

"Logan Gilbert Fan Club sent me hole in dms."

by tradejohnwalltruther4 August 3, 2025

Gilbert cut

Tree branches that have been poorly cut off and leaving portions of the limb behind; an obvious bad cut; a term to remove the well known racial term, "nig**r" cut.

Someone messed up the way that tree looks with that gilbert cut!;
That tree just doesn't look the same since it got gilbert cut on one side.;
Don't gilbert cut those branches unless u absolutely have to when clearing those power lines.

by Beauty6183 July 3, 2024

Gilbert Higgins

Gay ginger nonce. His parents dont love him

Rip i feel bad for Gilbert Higgins

by Richardisgod February 6, 2021

Gilbert

Gilbert is the 60 something year old Southwestern man in a white cowboy hat driving an older model white Ford pick-up truck cruising just below the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate highway listening to Carl Perkins with a 2 mile train of cars fighting and josltling for position in a rage of fury behind him. Gilbert Tafoya or Gilbert Montoya is his full name and he's headed back to the ranch after paying his utility bills in person writing a check at the teller window just like he's done for the past 45 years.

Hello, my name is Gilbert Montoya and I'm a Latino left lane lollygagger.

by ralphlaguna September 7, 2023

Gilbert

A Polish slang referring to popular Polish TikToker. This word is used as a name for someone who is smart.

John: (solves math equation)
Frank: You're such a Gilbert! (Jesteś Gilbertem)

by dubios December 4, 2022

Gilbert

A 7 foot tall nazi that is sure to call you a beta if you disagree with something they say. He will usually reside on Lookout Mountain and attend a stupid school. He is always painfully honest and will most likely dominate you in any sport. All the hot girls go for him even tho he rejects all of them like an alpha.

Frank: Want to play pickle ball
Gilbert: prepare to lose
Frank: *cries after getting destroyed*
Gilbert: haha you beta

by Lilkidluvr May 30, 2022