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gonzo job

The act of getting of getting anal pleasure from a chick inserting there large nose up your ass.
Man suzie gave me the best gonzo job of my life last night!
by Turtle82 January 5, 2013
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gonism

Gonism is a religion following the great lord Gon Freecs.
Followers of this religion tell each other "nay nay killua" to wish each other the best of luck in what ever.

Nay nay killua to you all😔🙏
"Hey you should try and follow gonism. Also i heard you have an exam tomorrow, Nay nay killua!
by Follower of Gonism. October 30, 2020
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New Year's Gong

Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.
"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."
by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012
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gone hollywood

When a person who has "made it" decides its necessary to reject his/her past because he/she is deemed "too good" for it now.

Usually characterized by trading in old friends for new friends, even though your old friends were always there for you before you made it big, distancing yourself from your roots, and turning into a conceited douchebag.
Ever since my best friend made it to the NFL he has gone hollywood, he changed his phone number and I haven't talked to him in nearly 6 months.
by dba415 December 9, 2010
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Gonzo Nose

A semi-erect penis. Usually 1/2 to 3/5 the way to being fully erect.

Also can be simplified to "Gonzo".

Variations of term:

Gonzor: The one who is causing the Gonzo Nose. Usually female.

Gonzee: The one who is getting the Gonzo Nose. Male.

Upside-Down Gonzo Nose - An overly erect penis.

Gonzette: Female who habitually causes Gonzo Noses.

For clarification, see image of the character "Gonzo" from Jim Henson's "The Muppets".
Gonzor - "Hey, you ready to bang me?"

Gonzee - "Nope, all I got is a Gonzo Nose."

Gonzor - "Well, you need to hurry and turn that Gonzo in to an Upside-Down Gonzo Nose so you can jam it in my a-hole."

Gonzee - "Okay."
by Banghorse July 28, 2009
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gondal

Its the definition of sweg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its so epic,,,,,, and cool.

its like a fuzzy little caterpillar rat............ its so cool

I love to eat them,,,,,,, and rub them on my toes
Jimmy: Why?
Fortnite Gamer69: I habe the gondal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gon't there

Marvin: "Missy, your shirt looks nice, but your pants make your ass look as big as a..."

Missy: "Gon't There"

Marvin: "Just sayin':
by Roonetoon November 12, 2010
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