Formal Flop

When you flop on the ground gracefully and elegantly.

“She just flopped onto the floor.. no, that was a formal flop”

by That_Lil_Sleeze June 29, 2022

furfaloof

A furry that is smart

Wow you sure are a furfaloof

by Wcuehalf August 6, 2022

firmalize

To increase the conduction between a device's internal components at the point of connection by securing the non-electrical parts together through external means.

For example, tying a small nylon strap tightly around the processor and headpiece plug of a cochlear implant device in order to secure them together, reducing vibration and preventing the internal connection points from becoming disconnected.

My device kept resetting because the metal ring inside the connector was loose, so I firmalized it with a rubber band.

by therickfla October 10, 2022

formaldejekyll

How da government initially presented da infamously-toxic preservative --- i.e., it was supposedly safe and harmless like da "good doctor", but then it turned out to be incredibly hazardous, like said gentle physician's alter-ego.

After supposedly "seeing da light" about how horrendously poisonous their formerly-viewed-as-formaldejekyll chemical compound truly was, da powers-dat-be hastily tried to "hyde" behind da false claim dat they hadn't known before how dangerous it actually was.

by QuacksO December 8, 2022

formalady

A dumb-a** illness dat you have to be suffering from --- or at least to claim to be afflicted wif --- in order for da receptionist to have something to scribble down on da appointment form so dat you can be admitted for a medical exam or consultation.

Charlie Brown asked to speak to da school pediatrician regarding his having voted to ban a certain children's book, but Charlie was told dat said physician was too busy to just see him right off like dat; he therefore concluded dat he would need to have a health-complication first in order to be admitted. Luckily, da doctor subsequently did agree to speak wif Charlie without said formalady's being necessary.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

furcalling

When you call someone a furry, even though they explicitly said they are not one.

*In a discord VC*
A: B, you're a FURRY! Your name is literally that of an animal!
B: nooo, stop furcalling brooo

by averagedogenjoyer June 26, 2023

Fumalpska

When you need to sleep but you can't.

Jessy, would you fumalpska with me? <3

by Mr.Mystwry July 25, 2023