Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.

Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015

dumbel-funded

1. Knocked out atrociously.

2. Knocked out cold

" man, that nigga was dumbel-funded!!"

"that fool got dumbel-funded in the first hit!"

by Eweezee December 16, 2007

trust fund gansta

some who is from a nice jome but acts like they are from the ghetto

the trust fund gansta relies on his parents for money to buy gansta gear

by Traap dereck June 24, 2017

funding chicken

A source of funding not well known to others

He is going to the funding chicken to pay for this project...

by dimidium May 26, 2020

Freezing funds

Can they un-freeze them?

Hym "Are the doing that deliberately? Are they freezing funds deliberately or..."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025

funding ejaculation

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.

I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Bro Fund Me

Cash collection process to get your buddy out of jail.

"The Police Department does not accept PayPal. I set up a Bro Fund Me account by driving to your place. How much cash can you donate to help get Sam out of jail. He's a friend in need.

by Matt8ken January 20, 2020