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Fuck up an Anvil 

Someone who could fuck up the simplest of requests.
Guy 1: I ask him to find my mail a letter and he forgets to put a damn stamp on it...

Guy 2: Wow, he could fuck up an anvil
Fuck up an Anvil by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011
To always mess up even after promising he/she would.
Synonym of 'fuck up' is ' Shashwat Poddar'.
Fuck up by Iseethat January 18, 2019

fuck up some stamps 

To buy or eat a lot of food at once. use more punches in dining halls than one would on a normal day in college, use more food stamps/EBT funds than normal.

Derived from food using food stamps and fuck up some commas, this is how people on that EBT say munch.
Bruh i just pulled 5 jibs, im boutta fuck up some stamps tonight
I just did some ghetto stock trading and now i have an extra $100 for food this week. When my boys pull up, we boutta go to walmart and fuck up some stamps, ya heard
fuck up some stamps by Prill. October 17, 2018

fat finger fuck up 

The act of accidentally hitting a the wrong button, or spelling the wrong word, particularly on a smart phone.
"I meant to hit the correct answer in Trivia Crack, but I had a fat finger fuck up."
fat finger fuck up by CossBoss January 27, 2015

Bless the fuck up 

When someone you don’t like sneeze. A nicer way of saying shut the Fuck up.
Person 1: sneeze
Everyone else in the room: bless the fuck up

NUT THE FUCK UP 

A phrase used to encourage someone to either be more courageous or put in more effort. It is particularly useful when sarcastically directed towards someone you do not genuinely want to do better, though this is not the only use for it.
"That player just missed his second open lay up! Yo, NUT THE FUCK UP!"
"I really like that girl over there, but I'm too scared to talk to her..." "Bro, NUT THE FUCK UP!"
NUT THE FUCK UP by Just_some_dud3 January 20, 2020