FTFOL

Flipping The Fuck Out Laughing

"Have you ever tried to sleep with a twinky?"
"No"
"Good then you're not Rosey O'Donnell"
"FTFOL"

by PanamanianMasterMind January 11, 2010

FTFSSFM!

Texting/Social Networking acronym meaning Fuck this fucking shit so fucking much.

What?! You've got to be kidding me. I am not doing this over again. FTFSSFM!

by DeeDogg January 11, 2010

FTFA

Falling The Fuck Asleep

I am FTFA

by sikr April 29, 2012

FTFUW

When you wanna give strength for the word "FTW" and "FTUW" (FTW = For the win, FTUW = For the ultimate win"), so you're saying:
For The Fucking Ultimate Win

Dude, did you see the second season of 30ROCK?
Yes ofcourse! 30ROCK FTFUW

by cjori October 27, 2008

FTFY

An initialism whose true meaning is "FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU".

You misspelled this word in your tedious diatribe. FTFY

by l0de radio hour September 25, 2010

ftfrg

Friends that fuck real good:)

When the sex is really good between friends they are ftfrg!

by Ftfrg's September 6, 2009

FTFW

Full-Time Fuck Wit.

A person who is a complete idiot/dickhead/tool/retard all the time (as opposed to part-time or just some of the time). This term especially pertains to people in the workplace and those that contribute negatively to a team/group of individuals.
These individuals are often found in sheltered workshop type places of employment -government institutions/universities and other bureaucracies. The FTFW may have been employed is this place for far too long, yield far to much power, slack/lazy employee or just be a plain waste of space.

The full-time fuckwit was working so slowly and ineffectively on the project that I was asked to stop what I was doing and help him.

The full-time fuckwit blamed others for their own mismanagement and shortcomings.
I have no idea what she actually does around here-she just a FTFW.

by iamalavalamp June 22, 2009