Fruity Dewy

A drink that's a mix of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Fruit Punch. (proportions can be swapped vice-versa) If you want it fruity-er add, little umbrella and gin to spice things up; if you want it Dewey-er, add some Doritos at the rim of your glass for some gamer energy.

Can I have Fruity Dewy, extra gamer?

by Juniper Mint Honey December 11, 2022

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Fruity Drank

A colorful sugary concoction (alcoholic or non-alcoholic) that women of all ages seemingly gravitate to when parched or just plain bored.

**FDA Disclaimer**
For men, this beverage almost inevitably leads to painful gut rot and being labeled a homo.

Jim: Dude, where are all the chicks?
Bo: They're all at Joe's place. They caught scent of that homo's fruity dranks.
Jim: Fuckin fruity dranks.

by @FruityDranks August 11, 2010

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fruity tibble

A fruity tibble is a girl with a hairy pussy who smells like fish in her pussy.

Man I was fucking Samantha the other night and she her pussy was the worst fruity tibble I have ever seen.

by Strawberry🍓 May 20, 2017

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Fruity Roman

The ultimate end of the homosexual pride spectrum. A Fruity Roman would be a homosexual individual who would be considered "stereotypical" in their sexuality. It is also associated with extreme homosexual pride. Fruity Roman's tend to flaunt their sexuality openly.

That boy has on a rainbow shirt, and have you heard the high pitch of his voice? Definitely a Fruity Roman if I ever saw one.

by HanIsJesusChrist May 28, 2011

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