Fruity pebbles

When you spend 12 days and 8 nights consuming nothing but spaghetti bolognese and every attainable flavor of Gatorade or Powerade and then ejaculate on your partner’s stomach so that it appears colorful and misshapen. You can also choose to pour milk over it all when you’re done, but most people don’t keep cartons of milk that close to their bedroom or fuckroom unless they’re a loser or a simp.

Bertha: “Baby, can we just do something casual for breakfast tomorrow?”
Charles: “Sure babe! What cereal should I grab from the Food Lion?”
Bertha: “Oh! How about Fruity Pebbles? I haven’t had that in forever!”
Charles: “Oh...that...it’s been so long since anyone has asked me for that. Are you sure, my darling, my morning star?”
Bertha: “Uh, yeah, that is what I want.”
Charles: “Give me 2 weeks to prepare.”
Bertha: “Ok.”
Charles: “Ok. Go back to sleep.”

by Skoodel October 9, 2020

Fruity Salad

When you and your friends wanna get down to a gay orgy but you don't want to say it out loud, you give it a code! Hence Fruity Salad

John: "Hey Guys, It's my birthday today and y'know what that means!"

Jack: "Heck Yeah, It's for a Fruity Salad Baby!"

by Tenno43 June 24, 2023

Fruity Dewy

A drink that's a mix of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Fruit Punch. (proportions can be swapped vice-versa) If you want it fruity-er add, little umbrella and gin to spice things up; if you want it Dewey-er, add some Doritos at the rim of your glass for some gamer energy.

Can I have Fruity Dewy, extra gamer?

by Juniper Mint Honey December 11, 2022

fruity friday

When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want

straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me

straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby

by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021

Straight and fruity

Likes the same sex but isnt quite homosexual

“Hey Kayla I heard you like girls”

“Not really, only this one girl”

“Oh so youre just straight and fruity”

by Yagurlll✨ September 23, 2021

Fruity/Fruitcake

A derogatory term towards lgbtqia+ (mainly gay men) that has been popularised without proper informants.

Seeing a gay man and going “look at that Fruitcake” or “you’re being really fucking Fruity”. Fruity/Fruitcake is a insult towards lgbtqia+ people.

by anonymous64728264682 July 25, 2021

thats fruity

When ur "thats Fruity" that means if u and ur best friend act like a couple but are not thats Fruity and not ur not gay if ur gay then ur really Fruity

U and ur bff are acting like a couple someone whoud saya "thats Fruity"

by frogygaee12 August 27, 2021