Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.
This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
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Josh: Whats up man what you gotta do today.
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"
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a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.
also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign June 12, 2011
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"Why isn't that strange freegan girl eating the nasty old banana I threw in the dumpster? Isn't she hungry? She looks so sick and frail."
"Because she's a freeloker, don't grow bananas 'round here."
"Because she's a freeloker, don't grow bananas 'round here."
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Boy: Yo dude, I swear I saw Freel in my dreams!
Boy 2: Really? Was XO Cart Llif3 playing?
Boy: Fuck yeah bro, STATE LAW!
Boy 2: Really? Was XO Cart Llif3 playing?
Boy: Fuck yeah bro, STATE LAW!
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