Upstairs Frederick

A much taller woman going over the shoulders of a shorter man to jerk him off.

Yo. I went to dinner with this bitch, turns out she plays for the WNBA. She gave me an upstairs frederick and I came all over the table.

by Tyronebiggums197 August 11, 2016

Fred T Foard Highschool

Everyone fucks everyone. You can get free handjobs in the lunchroom too. You need too pop two xans too even deal w all the drama and bullshit. Theses also a new fight every week. Administration wants too know who u get that bud from cause they the feds. Iss teacher eats 24/7 too

Fred t foard highschool students are always fucked up

by Basictheone68 November 4, 2018

International Jendo Federation

The International Jendo Federation is the official international governing body for Filipino martial arts sports Jendo and Traditional Arnis founded in Mandaluyong City by a Mandaleño named Dr. Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya.

Jendo is an art that utilises barehanded and traditional Filpino martial arts weaponries as a means of self-defense and its official sports governing body is the International Jendo Federation.

by jma_16 August 6, 2008

Federera

If you play tennis in the Roger Federer era it's called the Federera.

Andy Roddick would have won so much more had he not played in the Federera

by icwish October 10, 2009

bottom feeder

leech, or in other words a total lack of responsibility to provide for oneself. Relies heavily upon friends, neighbors or anyone really for sustenance. a slacker through and through.

Bart wakes up and thinks to himself, "dang, i dont have any money still" so he leaves his wallet at home on purpose and later says to his friends, "Whoops, I forgot my wallet today again, could you please buy my lunch again?" what a bottom feeder.

by JMJ December 28, 2005

Federize

To completely dominate another player in any sport or game, particularly in tennis. Originates from Roger Federer, the master of Federization

1) Jeff: Man, I just federized this n00b in Call of Duty

2) Bob: Andy Murray just got federized

by Etando January 31, 2010

kevin federline

The best punchline for any joke.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH

Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH

If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH

Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH

by Jon and Chris August 31, 2006