freckles

A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.

As soon as I found out that the girl I was dating online had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.

by Boogiepop July 3, 2006

freckle fucked

One man or woman covered from fucking face to toe in freckles. Caused by gingeritis.

Carrot Top or Lindsay Lohan circa Parent Trap are totally freckle fucked

by Onebeebhill January 18, 2014

white freckle kid

fucking Derek or just people who are named Derek

Derek is such a white freckle kid

by Junokuno April 21, 2019

Freckle Face

n., v. a sexual term where the guy/girl put his/her face behind the other person's ass. Then he/she will shart into his/her partner's face. The little specks of shit will scatter on to his/her face like freckles (hints the word freckle face). The person that sharted, then turns around and licks the shit off of the face.

n. - I love when my boy/girlfiend gives me the freckle face.

v. - She freckle faced me last night.

by Chuck R December 1, 2006

freckle monkey monday

word used as a term for arican americans so they do not know white people are talking about them..

Chris,"Oh no freckle monkey mondays at 1200"
Christin,"Huh?"

by Jotomexican January 9, 2008

freckler

my bitch. see daina, one of the homeiz, from chadd

joe: pass us the ball
freckler: no u'l f***kin eat it!

by jaaaaaaane'o April 23, 2004

Freckled Vagina

When a girl has so many freckles she also has them on her vagina

Man it was gross she had a freckled vagina

by Bigdickpreston September 19, 2016