Faecal Freckles

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl

I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

freckled cutie

I mean the definition says it all
-sparky<3

A little someone gets a little "sunburnt" when I call them a freckled cutie
-sparky<3

by SparkyDoeBeVibenDoe... January 23, 2020

Freckled Pennsylvanian

When you eat the booty and the fudge nuggets dot your cheeks.

"Dude my girl totally gave me a Freckled Pennsylvanian"

by thekidneytickler March 1, 2019

Freckle of cunts

Concentrated gathering of useless individuals

The C-suite at the State department? Parasitic freckle of cunts.

by Ski tha Timb Bro December 18, 2023

Freckled blonde

A sparkling wine cocktail created by Paul Hahn for Peju Province Winery, consisting of 1 part late harvest orange muscat, 2 parts sparkling blanc de blancs, and one wedge of cara cara orange. Serve chilled in a champagne flute.

A mimosa is nice, but a Freckled Blonde is fantastic!

by HahnSoloFTW April 24, 2017

freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.

Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.

by 75%er September 23, 2016

doo doo freckle

The left over speckles in the toilet after an explosive shit. These do not flush easily and cover the inside of the bowl like freckles on a sun kissed face.

That guy just blew up the toilet and left some serious doo doo freckles behind.

by Bonsai77 February 15, 2025