Definitions by IrphanMcGee

Raw Dog Enema

The act of cleaning your semen out of your dogs intestines. It is easier to preform if your dog is dead, but that’s all owner’s preference. In most cases the owner holds the dog’s rectum over their mouth in order to consume the semen that oozes out.

“That raw dog enema I did this morning tasted so good man.”

Raw Dog Enema by IrphanMcGee August 5, 2018

My Boy Mike

My boy Mike is a term for a sugar daddy. A Mike is usually more geared toward emotional support rather than financial aid. Mikes often are lactating and their milk is delicious.

"Who is that older guy you've been hanging out with lately?"
"Oh that's just my boy Mike."

My Boy Mike by IrphanMcGee December 26, 2017

freckle whore 

Someone who has a big freckle and is also a huge snake-like hoe

"You're gay"
"At least I'm not a freckle whore"

freckle whore by IrphanMcGee February 7, 2017