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baby farmer

A baby farmer is a woman who keeps having/adopting children in excess with the sole purpose of collecting more money from the government and/or entitlement checks.
"Did you hear about that baby farmer in Florida?"

"Yeah, I heard she was growing them in dog cages and shit!"
by DubDniK August 15, 2007
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No Foamer

A customer at a Starbucks Coffee shop that requests for his or her latte to be handed off with no foam on top. The customer believes that because the foam contains tiny bubbles of air, they are getting less of a drink, therefore, no foam means more bang for their buck.
"Oh great here comes that snobby no foamer again.. maybe this time he'll ask for extra hot too.. complex bastard"

"Don't worry Shawn, i'll make sure he has no foam on his latte, and i'll add a wad of spit in the bottom of his cup."
by Baristaboy723 December 31, 2008
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cheese farmer

slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years
i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer
by billowey pete August 18, 2006
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Car Farmer

Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.
That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.
by waldemar funquist July 20, 2010
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Watermelon Farmer

Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.
I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.

That is a Watermelon Farmer
by SWMO GTH October 24, 2014
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Fatal Frame

An absolutely shit-scary game for the PS2 and Xbox (also known as Project Zero in Europe) which has two sequels and a cult following.

The original focuses around Miku, a college student who goes to a mansion to find her missing brother. What she discovers is that there are ghosts in the mansion, and the only thing which stands between her and them is Camera Obscura, a camera (no surprises there, then) which can seal ghosts in the photographs it takes.

The game itself is very, very atmospheric, and makes you jump endlessly. The story slowly unfolds through notes, diaries, newspaper clippings, etc. The history of the mansion holds a dark secret: Many secretive rituals took place there.

The game takes several influences from Asian horror films such as Ringu and Ju-On. You can't help but notice the similarties between some of these films and the game - creepy women in white kimonos with long hair, scenes to make you jump, but the game is all the better for it.

This game manages to stand out amoungst the other games in the genre by showing original combat and by being genuinely creepy. The main thing that may put players off is the unoriginal conrols and 'find a key, unlock the door, solve a puzzle' approach. But it is definitely a very scary game.

Apparently, there is also a film in the making. Unless it's directed by Uwe Boll, this could be extremely good.

Fatal Frame has a large amount of devout followers globally, who say that this is the best survival horror game of any kind.

Personally, I think this game is somewhat scarier than Resident Evil and Silent Hill put together, but maybe not as entertaining as the other main games of the genre. But that's just my personal opinion, and I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who would disagree with me.

But if you do want a game that will actually SCARE you, then try and find this or one of the sequels.
Fatal Frame: A genuinely scary Japanese horror game.
by Antony August 20, 2006
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Farmer

A hard working individual whom may be male or female. Provides food for everyone. They work 24hours a day normally from a very young age. A dangerous and selfless occupation to which all should be thankful.
ME!
May be Male OR Female. I am a teenage female farmer.
by Farmgirl September 29, 2012
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