by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024
Get the a small fortunemug. When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020
Get the Fortunate Sonningmug. by Puli pie = Daisy October 23, 2022
Get the fin fortunemug. Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
Get the Fortune malemug. When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
Get the Fortune Cookiemug. a daily web magazine published by Susan Katz Keating. It began as a monthly U.S. periodical published from 1975 to 2016 as a magazine devoted to worldwide reporting of wars
The April 2016 issue of Soldier of Fortune was the final print edition; further editions have been published online
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
Get the Soldier of Fortunemug. The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
by Wavion November 28, 2023
Get the Boot Camp Fortunemug.