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a small fortune

"that dusty old painting on the wall could be worth a small fortune"
by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024
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Fortunate Sonning

When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020
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fin fortune

Fin fortune is one with the kids and alway wanders off for a puki pie the nonce. Ps u stink of shit
by Puli pie = Daisy October 23, 2022
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Fortune male

Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
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Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
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Soldier of Fortune

a daily web magazine published by Susan Katz Keating. It began as a monthly U.S. periodical published from 1975 to 2016 as a magazine devoted to worldwide reporting of wars
The April 2016 issue of Soldier of Fortune was the final print edition; further editions have been published online
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."
by Wavion November 28, 2023
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