Beverley Fortunes

A narcissistic, self-righteous cunt. Who is blessed with an abundance of looks, charisma & charm. Not easily fazed by others. Highly hilarious & intelligent.

"Look at Beverley Fortunes, she's just amazing"

by Beverley Fortunes December 13, 2017

fortune is gay

Someone named Eric that is gay

Bro yknow Eric? He’s gay so he’s fortune is gay

by Rangers A Joey November 23, 2024

Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.

"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."

by Wavion November 28, 2023

Fortune Clubbed

When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death

Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.

by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022

fortune favors the brave

a successful person is often one who is willing to take risks.

As the old adage goes, "fortune favors the brave"; the most successful entrepreneurs are often those willing to take risks and step outside their comfort zones.

by Arminkshipper August 1, 2024

The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015

fortunability

To be in a situation that is fortunate or favorable.

I had the fortunability to see my team win the Super Bowl.

by jjacks May 9, 2015