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Fernt

That guy. No not him, THAT guy.

Rhymes with Bert.

A guy who can drop science in any occasion and tell you which drum kit Bonham used for the Houses of the Holy tour.

One who can speak the ancient language of Ferntology.

Also: the sound you make when you discharge the foam from a beer funnel.
Chug chug chug! Fernt.

FafafaFERRRRRRRNT!
by GymKata2 May 17, 2020
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ej font e not

1. A slightly good looking black guy who is a complete ass-hole.
2. A guy who bashes other guys in order to take advantage of a girl.
3. a black guy who likes ATM (ass to mouth)
Hey Amy don't listen to ej font e not he is a shitty person and should be shot!

hey I went on a date with Carlos, he freaks me out, he's an ej font e not.
by Mad biotch March 24, 2008
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fernt

The sound a fart makes, when expelled in a bathtub full of water.
"I passed gas in the tub and was greeted by a FERNT sound followed by a stream of bubbles"
by camCO July 27, 2007
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foont

The name of the sound made when you ejaculate across a ceramic drinking jug.

Kind of the same sound that hillbillys use when there in the middle of a ho down and one of them is blowing on a jug.

But your blowing your load across it.
Danny foonted across the ceramic drinking jug.
by xvaluedrivenx January 18, 2010
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fonticular

relating to of having no balls
My frined Chirs is fonticular, he's a panzy
by T Rose December 16, 2005
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fontane

A really chill guy that jokes around and has different talents
Man, the bartender is a real Fontane bruh
by Callmetaco August 11, 2015
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Fonte

"FONTE" represents a REAL MAN with genuine self confidence and true masculinity. He is a man confident in his own mind and abilities who has a clear vision of his life goals. He possesses a natural self assuredness that makes him stand out head and shoulders above other men.

He has the strength of character to be his own man in the world and always manages to stay true to himself. He focuses on being the best version of himself and leads by example to those around him. His loyalty runs deep and he surounds himself with like minded people who share his vision.

Women can sense his presence because he is a man who knows who and what he is and is secure enough to just be himself with an inner confidence that requires no status symbols.

A creative hunger and thirst for knowledge paired with an entrepreneurial spirit make SUCCESS the only possible outcome when FONTE is by your side!
"He's a real man, he's FONTE... "
"HES A REAL MAN.... HES A FONTE.."
by Ottowins TheLotto June 22, 2019
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