Wrapped around the finger

1. A term used when a girl has a guy under their command.
2. Means the guy will pretty much follow their girl's every wish and do whatever she wants.

"So, how's Chris?"
"I have him wrapped around the finger."

by chris hardewig January 22, 2006

finger circle

Where you make the OK '👌🏼' sign and fool your friends so they look at it. If they do you get to punch them. Often perceived as having to be below the waist. Quite a popular meme as of 2017-18.

Rosie: Hey Bobbie did you drop this *makes finger circle*
Bobbie: *looks down*
Bobbie: ah fucks sake Rosie

Rosie: *punches Bobbie's shoulder*

by Big Shaq Man's Not Hot April 23, 2018

Fecal Finger of Fate

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".

Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

the finger

A signaling device, used to point out the assholes in everyday life.

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003

fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

No Fingering February

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

by zirak September 9, 2010

twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.

17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.

by san-nicola March 12, 2011