fleshlight

A fake pussy fleshlight

I love fucking my fleshlight like it's a female

by Fuck2013 April 23, 2022

Fleshlight

Things guys stick their dicks in when they're lonely and want to cum

Aight homies, I'ma go home and use my fleshlight

by ....your-local-gay.... May 20, 2023

fleshlight

a flashlight with a plastic pussy/anus instead of a light

person 1:can i use your fleshlight
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy

by fagrat42424 October 4, 2023

Fleshlight

A Portable Rubber Vagina you have sex with on the go and anytime.

Xavier:Imma use my fleshlight today
Fred:talk about that shit somewhere else

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Fleshlight

The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.

E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."

by Lame Horse December 8, 2024

Flashlight Blow

When you crush up a pack of those Crayola glow in the dark chalk sticks and mix it with some cocaine

Frat Bro A:"hey bro can I get a bump of that Flashlight Blow?"
Frat Bro B "sure dude plenty to go around!"

by CallMeQuinn February 25, 2025

Flashlight Blow

When you crush up a pack of those Crayola glow in the dark chalk sticks and mix it with some cocaine

Frat Bro A:"hey bro can I get a bump of that Flashlight Blow?"
Frat Bro B "sure dude plenty to go around!"

by CallMeQuinn February 25, 2025