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In-Law Fluffer

A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.

In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.

Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.

Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.

Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
by MonkeyLordGarth November 29, 2011
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Navy Yard Fluffer

A civilian that works at the Navy Yard hoping to score some weiner from horny sailors after deployment!
The electrician had the fringe benefit of hitting gloryholes as a Navy Yard Fluffer when the ships hit port!
by Angry Stockholder May 21, 2021
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Trump Fluffer

a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
by FortunateSun October 24, 2019
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Trump Fluffer

Many perpetually upset individuals believe this term to represent some sort of deplorable strawman, but this is furthest from the truth. Trump Fluffers is a not-for-profit team of Trump Supporters who make sure his beautiful golden godlike hair is perfectly and properly fluffed. There have been many attempts on Trumps hair via milkshake attacks or a random spritzer driveby. These brave souls have jumped in front of Trumps statuesque strands and for these brave souls, we offer a moment of silence. In the future, whenever Trump Fluffer is attempted to be used as a derogatory term, please remember the brave souls who risk their lives daily to make sure Trump looks his best.
Donald Trump walked into the building when a strong wind sussed his gorgeous hair. A Trump Fluffer quickly ran up to correct the abomination with a quick comb and spritz.
by Steve The Dragon October 28, 2020
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Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females
1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer
by ElliotM April 4, 2009
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Phone fluffer

1) A person who is constantly fondling their cell-phone. This includes texting, checking texts, looking at incoming calls, or doing anyone of the number of things you can do with a cell-phone.
2) A person who never has their hands less than one or two feet from their person so they can handle it at any time.
3) A person who's cell-phone appears to be as important to them as their genitals.
1) "She's the worst phone fluffer I've ever seen! Her hands are on that thing all day long!"
2) "There's another phone fluffer. Don't these people have lives?"
3) If I see one more phone fluffer today I'm going to go sniper-tower an their ass, I swear!)
by Nameinuse January 14, 2011
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nutter fluffer

this is a person who is such an ass kisser that you cannot stand to be near them.
usually refers to a person you work with.
this person would be happy to clean the bosses hole with their tongue.
taken from the porn term "fluffer", which refers to a person who keeps the dicks hard on a porn set.
also taken from nutter butters, because it rhymes
"I can't take it anymore she is such a nutter fluffer, I vomite in my mouth everytime I see her"
by sussmeout December 22, 2008
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