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Flexitis

Flexitis is a serious medical condition currently on the rise in North America. It pertains to cases of extreme flexing on your fellas even though the actually don't give half a shit. As of January 24th, 2017 the CDC had reported over 245 cases in 17 US States, and had voiced worries of the disease spreading out of country and possibly overseas.
(NOTE: This disease can only be diagnosed with someone holding a certified nigga pass)
Fella with flexitis: Yeah I got another 150 on deck its crazy
You: I'm sorry sir, but I may just have to diagnosis you with terminal flexitis
by wallabyfromjapasstv January 25, 2018
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Flex Piece

An item meant to be flaunted to indicate wealth and power
"Yo, check out my hand-altered magic card!"
"You can show off that flex piece at game night!"
by RudeGingerBastard January 8, 2020
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Fucking Hot & Sexy

A Really Hot & Sexy Hoe that can Fuck
Dat Bitch over there be "Fhexy"

Dat Bitch would look "Fhexy" on the end of my Dick

Act of Fuckin Hot and Sexy
Those hoes be Fhexin
by J Deezz Knawts March 5, 2020
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Flexadaptable

Able to be flexible and adaptable at the same time.
During Covid-19 people coped by being flexadaptable. If you can be flexible and adaptable at the same time - you are Flexadaptable! One who is capable of flexadaptability is Flexadaptable.
by Lenzlah March 9, 2021
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facebook flexin

talks shit over facebook but can barely stand up for them selfs any other time.
liz:(typing)if anyone talks shit about me again it wont be pretty let me find out.

kenny: STOP FACEBOOK FLEXIN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDNT BE SAYING THT IF YOU WASNT ON FACEBOOK
by yusuck March 28, 2011
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line up the flex

To line up the flex is to consistently stunt on haters consecutively without remorse.
I bought everything in Ralph Lauren , you know I had to line up the flex.
by AceyFromTheBlock May 27, 2016
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flex master

a male/female that is an undisputed champion at attracting the opposite sex
k-dawg is a Flex Master when it comes to chopping them fine young ladies!
by key August 23, 2003
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