Flattening the curve

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.

We're flattening the curve, just vertically

by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020

flittered

overly excited, in a very gay way

Brian got flittered when Drew gave him a hug.

by BrianJ28 May 24, 2006

FlutterFlutter

FlutterFlutter (adj): 1. to have the Flutters (see below) 2.. the act of Fluttering

Flutter: (noun) 1. like butterflies in your stomach, but oh so much better. 2. the best feeling in the world!!

"Oh Jonas, that boy has most definitely given me the Flutters"

OR

"FlutterFlutter Jonas????"

by FlutterFlutterer April 13, 2010

flotter

AN IDIOT, or stupid Helmet

Mark Fox your a flotter

by Trappy 1234 June 19, 2008

Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.

MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!

by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010

Fattery

The excess energy stored as fat, especially that which is accumulated over the holidays.

"Say Honey. What do you want for dinner tonight?"
" Oh, nothing for me. I'm living off my fattery for awhile. I think I'm good for a week or two!"

by Veeslog December 31, 2009

Flattery Donohoe

An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one's planning.

Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe

by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011