flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 9, 2004

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004

Flat Breezy

A flat brimmed piece of headwear in which bisco 'kidz' wear to disco biscuit shows, or any other show in 'the scene'

They are often LRG or New Era brand.

"Yo brah, how many flat breezys are u bringing to Camp Bisco?"

"was your flat breezy cocked at the proper 45?"

"Brah, i just ordered the hettiest flat brim ever for Biscuits in Boston."

by xTHEMOSTDOSEDx February 17, 2009

Flat Ass Syndrome

A syndrome for somebody who has no ass, or lack there of.

Poor Johnny has FAS (Flat ass syndrome) and there's no cure for it as of yet.

by ( I ) March 6, 2009

Flat Booty Rudy

A girl with no butt
Opposite of Big Booty Judy

Person 1: Shes So Cute!

Person 2: She Gotta Donk?
Person 1: Nah I wish but she a Flat Booty Rudy

by The Trillest Nigga Breathing December 21, 2012

flat pussy

A flat pussy is one that has been pounded so many times that it could now be conceived as flat. This implies multiple poundings, however, a pussy could be made flat by one very intense pounding.

Man, that cat was run over so many times, that's a flat pussy.
Man, that girl was fucked so hard, that's a flat pussy.

by FlatPussy May 11, 2018

Flat coke

A flat coke is a hot ass Male/female that has no chat whatsoever.

Girl 1: anything happened with Dylan?
Girl 2: nah he’s a flat coke

by Joeybsting June 14, 2019