financial virginity

That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.

I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.

by George McBob July 18, 2009

creative financing

(Real-estate jargon)
1. A questionable or irresponsible way of obtaining needed funds.
2. Theft

1. "I bought my dream ride with a 29% loan, but I can pay it back when the Nigerian government sends me my check."
2. "Keep an eye out while I work out some creative financing on this jacket."

by phildonnia June 14, 2004

High Fiving The Bacon

Slapping your hand down on a shaved vagina.

"During a TSA pat down, things got uncomfortable when the agent high fived my bacon." (Past tense of High Fiving The Bacon)

by YDoUAsk November 11, 2011

financially embarrassed

living paycheck to paycheck, no money, or broke

Hey, Sam you gonna join us at the bar after work? No, man I'm financially embarrassed till payday.

by kione573 January 13, 2008

financial refugee

A person looking for an asylum due to a financial persecution.

I would love to be a financial refugee.

by thecrazypuppet September 20, 2010

Financhies

Financhies are college students that only have cool looking laptops and school gear because they have such amazing financial aid. Most financhies usually give up college as soon as they get their financial paychecks because they have no life.

Student 1: Why do these poor ass looking people have such nice college gear???
Student 2: Oh, because they are stupid financhies

by iversonallyn November 25, 2010

financial bulimia

Emptying your bank account on drugs and other financially unsound purposes.

Friend1: Is Andrew on a drug binge or what?
Friend2: Yea man hes got a serious case of financial bulimia.

by gypsythrap September 19, 2011