A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!
basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!
'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!
'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!
i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!
i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
Get the financially secure mug.When somebody is so unwise with money that it tends to die slowly and painfully in the stock market, "disappear," or is spent on useless items such as a "Margaritaville margarita machine" that person is said to have financial A.I.D.S.; the opposite of a Jew.
Guy 1: "Dude, why's your dad so depressed?"
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."
Guy 2: "He invested $500,000 in Sbarro's Pizza because it was his favorite mall food, and they went bankrupt this morning."
Guy 1: "Sounds like someone has financial A.I.D.S."
by $p00n May 10, 2011
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person 1:Yo man where'd you get the money for these chicken wings?
person 2: I used creative financing. I dug in the sofa.
person 2: I used creative financing. I dug in the sofa.
by you wish June 14, 2004
Get the creative financing mug.Someone who has sex with pigeons. Usually competes in the sport of pigeon racing. Such a person keeps pigeons sex-starved in an attic for ages, then takes them away on a sultry foreign holiday to a love nest and tries to fuck them in the ass. After this, the pigeons fly away very quickly back to the loft. In this way, people can get the pigeons to race each other to be the first back to the loft.
Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.
Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).
Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.
Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).
"Belgian police have swooped on the homes of pigeon fanciers, seizing large quantities of suspected performance-enhancing drugs." (report on the use of viagra)
"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)
"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)
by Anuspounder June 12, 2008
Get the pigeon fancier mug.A Financial Domme is a female financial dominatrix, alternatively called Money Mistress. In a financial domination dynamic, the Money Domme is the dominant personality, and the money slave or paypig is the submissive.
Princess Sierra otherwise known as Bitchy Beauty was the first Financial Domme to establish financial domination online in the 1990s. She was followed shortly by Princess Katana otherwise known as A Cruel Beauty. Since that time other well-known and established Financial Dommes include Diamond Diva Princess, Goddess Mz Devon, and Madame Says.
Princess Sierra otherwise known as Bitchy Beauty was the first Financial Domme to establish financial domination online in the 1990s. She was followed shortly by Princess Katana otherwise known as A Cruel Beauty. Since that time other well-known and established Financial Dommes include Diamond Diva Princess, Goddess Mz Devon, and Madame Says.
In financial domination a paypig or money slave has no worth outside of pleasing his Financial Domme.
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The politically correct way to refer to someone who is of low-income, impoverished, or just plain poor.
While discussing back to school purchases with your children:
"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."
"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"
"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."
An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."
"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"
"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."
An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
by truthsparked August 7, 2012
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