financial education

Something that should be a gen. ed. for college students.

Man... I wish that my college had a good financial education class, cause I feel like I'm dying.

by Kathy@rose September 29, 2017

Financial Carnage

It’s what happens when the New World Order Rothschild run Central Banks run by the BIS bend over an entire economy and fist them with a metal spiked gauntlet, what is left is “Financial Carnage”

Do you see how the People of Venezuela walk so bow legged, it’s because of the Financial Carnage they suffered from the Rothschild Central Bank.

by dracolisk321 August 18, 2018

Fiancehiss

A fiancehiss is a fiance who hisses and sometimes growls and acts like a cat. But the rare and very beautiful fiancehiss also purrs when they are loved by their cat.

I love my fiancehiss. even tho my fiancehiss is mean she is the bestest ever.

by Demontail February 3, 2021

Financial Girth

The measure of one’s financial success based on the circumference of their assets (in centimeters).

“I got fired from my job and can’t afford to pay for my daughters insulin!”

“You have no financial girth.”

by jmcun May 4, 2022

financial cuckold

Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.

A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"

by Malishman January 12, 2023

Financial Compensation

A euphemism for Mesothelioma.

Named after the variety of commercials by ambulance-chasing lawyers that are seen on television.

My dad was a construction worker, and he got 'Financial Compensation' after being exposed to asbestos.

by Chianticat10 February 22, 2023

Financial Girth

One’s financial status in relation to the amount of uncles one has. It’s is said that financial girth= uncles^3.

Bro has so much financial girth, I heard he has 7 uncles!

by FavoringBoot September 27, 2023