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flincture

A small herbivorous meat eating animal found in sub absolute zero arctic climates. It was the sole food source of the native chininckture people for hundreds of years before it was discovered that flinctures were unedible.
Timmy Tommy can't eat flinctures because he is lactose and tolerant.
by Timmy Tommy October 29, 2007
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Fling tall people day

Fling tall people day is celebrated by none so celebrate it.

it's celebrated on Decemeber 11
Joy: OMG! Its fling tall people day!
Neutral: it's fling tall people day.
by Constipatedlion November 1, 2020
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jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)
The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"
by squeaker4x August 16, 2010
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Flinders University

Where South Australian students go when their first preference for University of Adelaide is denied.
"Aw man, I heard you didn't get into Adelaide Uni. So are you going to go to Flinders "University" or just forget about academia altogether?".

"Dude, I heard you put Flinders University as your first university preference. Were you trying to piss off your parents or something?".
by UofA Alumni March 9, 2011
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Facebook fling

to flirt with someone over facebook and make it seem like they are a "thing"
Jack: I'm gonna win this poke war
Maggie: No way im gonna win(;
Jack: maybe.. but when are we gonna hang out?
Maggie:Ahh i dont know! Soon though!(;

Later..
Megan:Did you see Jack and Maggie facebook flinging?
Devon: I know it's getting annoying. why don't they just go out?
by momolove4 April 20, 2011
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yogurt flinger

A male genitalia that has been stimulated to the point of ejaculation. The ejaculate resembles that of yogurt and it is flung from the urethra.
"O' yeah jennifer, pump my yogurt flinger harder you dirty pig! Thats it... now go clean yourself up."
by Urban Fireman October 27, 2008
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poop-flinging-tree-monkeys

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.
Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.
by El Duderino August 27, 2006
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