fanger

a lad who prefers the company of a mot rather than being chill with fellow lads. a fanger may be labelled as such due to displaying a sly or secretive attitude concerning his womanising ways to the lads, and will in most cases be made an example of.

facebook status by jilted lad friend: "james, the fanger, is on a date right now. Fang. Er."

comment: "we're one short for a footie match thanks to john and his bird...he's such a fanger."

by Leeeeem February 25, 2010

Fancer

Fancer. noun.
a person who is literally a "fake dancer" .
One who shouldnt even be allowed near a dance floor.

Jon: Did you hear about Matt? He is such a Fancer.
Gavin: Oh yah, that guy sucks balls.

by Mashumorikubohiro September 8, 2011

fandemonium

wild uproar or unrestrained disorder by supporters of a popular act, icon, or sports team.

At the Blazers scrimmage there was fandemonium when the team was introduced.

by f0rTyLeGz October 6, 2009

Fender Tender

When you play guitar for an extended period, causing your fingers to become extremely sore.

Man, after playing guitar at church last Sunday, I was Fender Tender for the rest of the week!

by Shades127 August 30, 2010

Filthy Finder

A man or woman who finds the filthy when opportunity presents itself.

grab the "boys/ filthy finders" and lets go and get some filthies.

by cuzzomike August 26, 2009

philly fender bender

The act of two males having sex with two girls in doggy style, with the two girls facing each other. Upon signal, the two males thrust hard so the females faces smash together.

Yo... see that girl with no teeth, she got a philly fender bender last night

by Donkeypunchinc. March 5, 2016

adult friend finder

(N.B. not to be confused with AdultFriendFinder, therefore all my words have to be written separately and with lower-case letters)

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma April 15, 2014