The Family Guy Effect

Do something funny. Continue to do so until said activity is no longer funny. Continue to do so until said activity is funny again. Repeat.

The Family Guy Effect: Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser! Pow right in the kisser!

by rapelax October 16, 2008

offend the family

verb

to take an extreme shit. then after the event, a family is offended by the resulting odor

i'm going home to offend the family

by papa squat March 18, 2005

Modern Family

a sitcom on abc which is absolutely hilarious. it's about 3 families, all somehow linked -- and their modern situations. one family is this rich, old guy who has a hot colombian wife who has a chubby son. the rich old guy has 2 kids, a daughter who is a mother with a family (family number two) and a gay son with a partner and adopted chinese daughter (family number three)

this show is brilliant.

I love modern family because it's realistically hilarious.

by maanster June 14, 2010

family hat trick

scoring three times in the same family, on different nets of course

steve: "the two sisters are cute but id do the other one anyway just to finally pull off the legendary family hat trick"
chuck: "you'd be like the ovechkin of destroying families."
steve: "yes, yes i would."

by CrispyC August 5, 2009

Family friend

A family who your parents know and they try to force you to be friends with their kids, eventually getting married to their daughters/sons

Mom: son, we have to visit our family friend today, go pack your stuff
Son: ok mom.

by Swagger gujjar September 1, 2017

familystrokes

When your Step--Sister suck you dick

Bro my sister did some familystrokes

by Dab6969420 February 25, 2019

patchwork family

A new family made up from the remnants of divorced families.
Similar to the definition of a patchwork car. This term is used (in English) in German speaking countries.

Those newly-weds make a nice patchwork family. He brought his two daughters into the marriage, and she has a son from her first husband.

by Hal2 February 12, 2009