Farmer Giles

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

Cunt Farmer

A pimp

Travis: dude did u get that hoe from the cunt farmer?
Ryan: fo sho negro

by BBBalla30 April 24, 2007

Slut Farmer

One who frequently gets it on with women of a rather loose nature due to his lack of ability to get anything repectable.

Bruce: You hear Chris got another girlfriend?

John: Again? That guy's a real Slut Farmer!

by SgtRed August 19, 2005

backseat farmer

a person who watches you play Farmville from over your shoulder and constantly gives unwanted/unneeded advice pertaining to your farming abilities

Trent doesn't even play Farmville, yet he is always being a backseat farmer by telling real farmers what to do.

by Nice Cream Paint Job January 18, 2010

cock farmer

one who farms dicks anyway they can, (i.e sucking, taking in the ass)

person1: dude that whore is a cock farmer
person2: ya she sucked it from me yesterday

by catkiller May 18, 2008

Fag Farmer

a person who farms for fags (homosexual)

that guy over there is really cute, but he might be a fag farmer

by Da Meeper March 30, 2011

Farmer's Breakfast

A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.

I heard she gives an awesome Farmer's Breakfast. Scoops the yolk right outta there

by CletusDaDog June 09, 2010