-"For letting me display my academic abilities." A derivative of "wham-bam-thank-you-mam." This version warps the phrase horrifically, to refer to an exam taken in an academic setting.
by jsams4181 April 18, 2017
Get the Wham-bam-thank-you-exam mug.When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."
by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014
Get the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam mug.One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.
person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.
person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...
person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!
person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...
person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!
by raesayhey November 17, 2009
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Get the clam exam mug.A monitored academic assessment. Everyone over 50 should have a proctored exam as a preventative educational check-up.
Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.
Proctored exams are administered by proctologists, who are tasked with being as anal about preventing you from cheating as possible.
My online proctored exam was overseen by Proctor Dre, who made me turn off my NWA playlist in case it contained hidden messages.
by mountedandloaded November 28, 2019
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