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Escaped Convict

(Noun)
A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.
"Dad has an escaped convict in his pants."

see also: "Harboring a Fugitive"
by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009
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escape route

the disgusting chick you end up banging at the end of the night instead of the hot guy you really wanted to bang
"hey guy I would love to bang u in the a** tonight but if you are not gay like me i will just bang the last ugly chick here as my escape route instead"
by youlikeboysinstead December 24, 2011
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Escape

its spelt like escape only different... ESCapey!
watch finding nemo dammit! 'eScapEy its spelt like escape only different'
by Bisk an Fuzz May 19, 2008
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the great escape (server)

The Great Escape (server)

kicks with no warning or good reason! They kick if you're too good, call out cheaters, pr expose their bias! Ruining the purity of the game, I'm sure the founders would "Blow their nose in their general direction!"
by stude4art June 9, 2018
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Escape The Fate

A band that is in no way hardcore. I have listened to 5 songs from This war is ours and 2 from Dying is your latest Fashion. All of the fanboys of this band claim that theyre old singer was amazing and him leaving made the band worse. Personally when I heard that song The Day I left The Womb, I literally laughed out loud. The singers voice cracked like a pubescent boy during the song. It was hilarious.

But to the point, this band is (mostly) for people who think they have problems(aka vampire emo pussy wannabees)

I think that this band musically isnt good or bad, however the old singer on The Day I Left The Womb sucked and the new singer on the song This War is Ours sucked at the screamo grunt metal voice. It was sad.

Lyrics include:
"I feel the pressure, its coming down on me"

"Ashley baby, you make me feel so alive, ive got purpose once again"

"I touched her ooh she touched my aahh"

Bands I like: Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Hollywood Undead, and im starting to like Children of Bodom
Emo 12 year old girl: "Escape the Fate has such meaningful lyrics and is so hardcore, you should listen :)"

Me: Oh my God! This sucks (plays song People=Sh*t by Slipknot)

Emo 12 year old girl:"Mommy make him stop, my ears are bleeding, ITS TOO HARDCORE wah wah wah"
by I DONT LIKE ESCAPE THE FATE August 6, 2009
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Escape The Fate

Best hardcore band ever. Ex-singer Ronnie Radke is in prison for killing someone. New singer Craig Mabbitt ex Blessthefall changed their music but theyre still good
emo kid #1: omg have you heard that ronnie radke from escape the fate got in jail for killing someone?

emo kid #2: *cuts himself*
by radkemabbitt March 14, 2009
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escape key

Means of escaping a stressful situation or bad trip. Often in the form of xanax or klonopin, another tool in the arsenal of someone tripping to be used in case of an emergency.
At a party where people are getting shithoused, Tom and Jerry show up with a belly full of shrooms and realize they know nobody there.

Tom: Is that guy really gutting a fish in the kitchen?
Jerry: Whoa. I can't handle this.
(Somebody bursts past them on the way to throw up off the porch)
Tom: Yeah fuck this mess. Glad we brought escape keys.
by Psudo Nymm September 25, 2010
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