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a snarky individual who expresses psychopath tendencies. Compulsive liar. May take part in self-mutilation, especially burning one's skin. Can subsist solely on Moxie and Tim Tams. Very skilled at artistically documenting the subversive behavior of his compatriots.
Oh my god, that baby eagle is so evan!
evan by stupidbitch27 May 10, 2010
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Evan
1. A retard adolescent male who boasted the Lions would win the SuperBowl in 2009 when they went 0-16
Evan by p99jamesbond007 March 5, 2009
Evan
A mysterious hairy like creature often described as sloth like if it can be described at all, enjoys relaxing and doing little work if any at all!
'man that guy is majorly hairy almost ape like'
'yeah he's such an evan'
'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'
'yeah he's such an evan'
'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'
Evan by zephyrus da original February 3, 2010
Evan
a man with smol pp and that could be much older and have the mental age of a 4 year old and the attention span of a fly.
he is often confused as a mentally handicapped person, and always wonders why most people are so nice to him.
he is often confused as a mentally handicapped person, and always wonders why most people are so nice to him.
store clerk guy- hello sir, is this all?
Evan- yyyEEEssSSsss iT iSSSs :)
store clerk guy- ah yes, i see. *gives groceries* have a very nice day.
Evan- okAy. *takes groceries*
Evan- yyyEEEssSSsss iT iSSSs :)
store clerk guy- ah yes, i see. *gives groceries* have a very nice day.
Evan- okAy. *takes groceries*
Evan by i sit on babies May 9, 2020
Evan
A really awesome guy if your nice to him... he'll get really mad sometimes. But he's REALLY funny! Not afraid to say whats on his mind.
Girl 1: I hope Evan asks me to the dance he's super hot and really funny!
Girl 2: No you don't he has anger issues!
Girl 1: oh... :(
Girl 2: No you don't he has anger issues!
Girl 1: oh... :(
Evan
A guy who has to rely on pot smoking to survive. Gets pissed off when he is out of weed. A hard-core drinker. Likes to get naked and walk around the house when he is drunk.