Essex girl

1. A girl who comes from Essex. Not that hard to work out.
2. Another name for a rudegirl or chavette. Orange face. Gold hoops. Burberry bag. Tracksuit. Men's hoodie. You get the idea.

1. Hello, I'm from Essex which is in South East England.
2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!

by Sarah October 29, 2004

eshest

sydney slang
meaning good - actually the best or most good u can get
reserved from majorly good things
for more on this word check out eshays

so eshest is to eshays as
sickest is to sick (meaning good)
also esh as shortened version of eshest

shes the eshest chick i ever saw

or

or esh bro (meaning sickest / best bro)

by Esh Bro Timbo December 10, 2006

essexly

a random misspelling but funny word for exactly.

jasey: dude, i flirt with erre one. but i only mean it if i'm like, doing the person...
devin: ESSEXLY!

by deweezy April 2, 2010

jaida essence hall

the prettiest drag queen ever

who's the prettiest drag queen ever
jaida essence hall obviously

by I_just_want_some_tea_please September 14, 2020

Essex girl

cheap, easy, loud and dumb

dat boy thort i'd be sum essex chick, do what he sed n suck his dick

by g September 17, 2003

essex

A county in the South East of England, it is known predominantly for sales of Ford Escorts, and the additional "mods" that make these vehicles "tits". Heavily populated with Essex Girls, a civilisation all of their own, surviving mainly on the water content of alcopops and ingesting mainly proteins, ahem. Essex Boys are known for their smugness, usually because they get laid with far more frequency than their Northern counterparts.

"Oh mah gaaaawd dat car iz teeeetz dude. 'E must be such a geeza. Dyew fink e'll let me blow 'im? I 'ope so cuz aym kinda 'ungry innit. Ahhhhhhhh sale at Burberry! teeeeeeetz!"

by Ms Kate November 28, 2004

joey essex

THE SEXXIEST MAN ALIVE! he is soooo gorgeous and... REEM so hot his hair clothes and even shoes everything about him is👌 every girl should/loves him! Every girl should be aloud to kiss him before they die. He is fucking gorgeous like.

Girl: Omg like I'm well jel of joey Essex gf that should be me

Girl #2: I know what you mean babes

Example 2

Girl: I stuck some more Joey pictures on my wall today

Girl #2 he Is a minger.

Girl: sorry we are not friends anymore.

by Sassy unicorn April 20, 2014