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Essex Kiss

Fellatio (blow job for all you people who dont know lol): so called the Essex Kiss because it is the trademark of the Essex Girl. Usually perfomed by a drunk or plain sluttish Essex girl on any old random she meets in jacs.
"i went to jacs last night and got essex kissed on the dancefloor by some tramp"
by dierdre January 11, 2009
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ESSEX

OK. I COME FROM ESSEX AND I LIVE IN BASILDON, WHICH IS KNOWN AS CHAV TOWN SOMEWHERE BUT ESSEX IS NOT ALL FULL OF CHAVS AND SLUTS!!! :@
ok you do get some chavs but u get that everywhere. TO THE PEOPLE WHO SAY ALL YOU GET ISYOUNG KIDS IN FAKE BURBERRY CAPS WELL EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT CENTURY ARE THEY LIVING IN???? i havnt seen a burberry cap in years and to top it all off there are some normal people ok???
maggie smith comes from essex and shes really a chav isnt she?
by BECKY :D January 13, 2008
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Essex girl

Not what everyone thinks! not the blonde bimbo in white stilletos and up for anything! theres only a few of them around!
lets not generalise every girl from essex as an essex girl
by laura April 26, 2005
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herbal essence

yo i want to smell that herbal essence; lets put that herbal essence in the air; revigerating
by DeMCe JaK February 26, 2011
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Essex boyz

Typicaly Males from essex with superior driving abilitys over normal road users in any part of the counrty
People who go to the Thurrock Strip and Southend
by Mrcus Gnet April 5, 2004
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Bill Essex

A dirty Irish man known for tongue-punching fart boxes until the break of day. Favorite sayings include but are not limited to: Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the ‘ooh la la’, one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.
Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her.
Two in the bird, one in the turd.
Two in the blood, one in the mud.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
I'll be your Bill Essex for the night baby, it'll be NASTAYYY!
by Princess PooPooPants June 28, 2010
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esse

esse /ess-sá/ n. a male gangsta of Hispanic ethnicity
"Hey, que honda, esse? Whass wit' dat crazy sombrero, mang?"
by Jay January 19, 2003
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