Essentially an alcoholic in denial
Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :
1. They deny they are an alcoholic
2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink
3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends
4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and
“ savor” the taste of alcohol
5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash
6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :
1. They deny they are an alcoholic
2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink
3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends
4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and
“ savor” the taste of alcohol
5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash
6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time
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Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
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