by EMINEM December 7, 2013
Get the Eminem's fans mug.An email induced quarrel. Popularized by noted New York attorney Bruce Stachenfeld to describe needless disputes arising from mis-interpertations from emails that do not have negative intent.
For an example, an EMIQ starting from the word "Shut up" in an email, intended as mock disbelief but interpreted as an insult.
by Namaste9 May 14, 2016
Get the EMIQ mug.An emitment is an agreement between two females that it is okay to use a specific guy for sexual pleasure, that the other has previously dated/had sex with. An emitment is made to avoid frustrations and unnecessary jealousy/possesiveness and keep the friendship civil. The best emitments are greeted with a high five and a "DICK SISSES!" shout to celebrate the mutual conquest of that one hot piece of ass.
Girl 1: How do you feel about Brad???
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice
Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!
Both girls: DICK SISSES!
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice
Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!
Both girls: DICK SISSES!
by Maoraw October 14, 2019
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