Electrician

The definition of an electrician is a God who creates and harnesses the very power that Zeus creates from the sky by day he is a leader and handsome pussy pulling pimp by night he is a Harley riding wizard who harnesses the powers of living life without underwear his tongue is sharp as his wit and pulls cable like he pulls bitches don’t mistake him for a pussy the “if I was dumber I’d be a plumber types” he is known as Sparky because when he walks down a concrete sidewalk his balls are so big that they drag creating sparks. this creature also known as big dick daddy by mortals,sheet rockers,hvac nick knacks, weman,and the oh infamous plumers. Men wish they were him children dream to be him and women just want to have sex with him. Good at math and can figure this out right now electrician alcohol is the electricians breakfast of choice as well as expecting mother’s if she smokes she pokes. And so does he.

Walking down the halls dragging his old balls the fucktard electrician decided he needed some alcohol.

by Pepni9e December 15, 2020

EGF - Electronic Glow Face

The deathly blue glow cast on a persons face by an electronic device in low light conditions resulting in a zombie like appearence and overwhelming fixation on said device.

Hey dude, why don't you put down your f'n phone and join the world of the living, Your EGF - Electronic Glow Face is pissing me off, freak!

by whatstheword December 8, 2011

Electric Six

Detroit based band known for crude, sexual, humorous, and slightly arousing lyrics. They're lyrics include a large usage of the words fire, dance, and nuclear. The band has a pop, disco, rock and roll feel. They are also (self proclaimed) West Michigan's premier political band. The drummer is from Muskegon. He lives in a house, with a bird.

Person 1: Hey! I'm listening to West Michigan's premier political band!
Person 2: You must be talking about Electric Six.

by Talsmania April 11, 2009

electric church

"Electric Church" was a belief held by Jimi Hendrix and his experience, as well as followers of psychedelic music that electric music (like The Jimi Hendrix Experience)brings out emotions, feelings and ideas in people, and encourages spiritual maturity. The influence the psychedelics have on one is truely amazing, I only wish more people appreciated this belief and genre. Jimi Hendrix considered "Electric Church" his religion, and based his third album "Electric Ladyland" on it.

When asked why he didn't name his then-new album "Electric Church" instead of "Electric Ladyland", Jimi said that some ladies were electric too. (then he laughed as if he were embarassed.)

by 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky September 30, 2006

Electronic Arts

A crappy videogame company who's only good games were the old Medal of Honor games and Dead Space.

But then again, they combined too much Doom and Resident Evil in Dead Space to the point where some people never wanted to buy it.

Hey Joe, wanna go get Battlefield: Bad Company?

Nope.

Why not?

EA made it.

Oh. How about Mercenaries 2?

Nope.

Why not?

EA made it.

Oh. How about the Godfather II?

Nope.

Why not?

Because fucking EA made it!!!!

Screw Electronic Arts.

by General Radec II August 8, 2009

electric two bits

the reverse motorboat. To bury one's face in between two testies shaking their head back and forth blowing out and making a hubababa sound.

last night my girl totally gave me the electric two bits!

by donteatxthat September 5, 2007

Electric Wind Nut Fist

Short: EWNF

A sex act where you nut on your fist and punch the other person in the jaw.

Usually involves eccentric moans like "DORYA" and leaves the receiving person in an electrifying state.

Kazuya: "I EWNF'd Stacy 6 times yesterday, man the execution needed was sick!"

Lars: "Becky wants me to Electric Wind Nut Fist her but I can't seem to get it done."

by CoomyKazuya April 9, 2020