Earman

To get so stupidly drunk and inebriated that you're talking to the person's ear whilst thinking you're looking them in the eyes.

You see Todd the other night? So hammered he turned into earman. We were at "the Hamilton" and he was flat out conversing with my ear.

by Skottiedeep May 6, 2022

EARHOLAP

When someone thinks they can do a British accent but they do an Australian accent

Alex Thought he could do a British accent. Turns out he was an EARHOLAP

by Spixxy June 27, 2022

australian earlobe

It is known as the clitoris

I licked her Australian earlobe

by Tea Ray May 15, 2015

lord eamo

A stoner who does fuck all

Person 1:"Yo lord eamo roll a joint"
Lord Eamo:"No fuck that"

by chelseaisaslag August 17, 2015

french earlobed

The act of putting a nail through someone's earlobe until they say the french word, "Oui."

Faggot 1: "Hey man is that a new earring?"

Faggot 2: "Nah man, I got french earlobed."

by The Rogue Faggot December 12, 2017

deprived earlobe

When someone takes out a giant gauge in their ear so it droops low and it becomes flappy

Jack:*sees person take out giant gauge*
Jack:*turns to friend* aye bro look at the mf deprived earlobe

by Duncan4456 May 19, 2018

Chronic Earworm Syndrome

A very annoying mental issue. If you often wake up with your favorite song in your head and it makes it much harder to go back to sleep, you probably have it. Also, a new song would have to automatically drive out the previous one so that you have one going around up there 24/7.

My love for music has gone too far. I think I have Chronic Earworm Syndrome (CES).

by Bobuzan December 9, 2018